Old Comedic Rap - Furansker in London

The following was written as a joke before visiting my best friend at Western in London.

Furansker In London

This is furansker in London , like jlo keepin it real

Your chick is sweet on her feet, for the eyes she’s a treat

But furansker here in London is a SEVEN COURSE MEAL

Now cut the bull, preferably in half, so we can each have a serving then move onto the calf

Pure bread north Ontarians, we fresh out the oven. Now slice up this loaf so we can spread out the lovin.

We’re like a family sitcom, all ages can enjoy. The kind of sauve mother fuckers even trump would employ.

Now we’re rockin the residence in London Ontario, we a two man show so shut off the tv and the stereo.

Unless its bumpin and raven, and we mean literally. Tune into that’s so raven the repeats play religiously.

That girl is fly, as her name does imply, she can soar into the future man her visions don’t lie

Now we’ve rambled on, like zeppelin far from gone. But since we’re on the subject what 80s show was she on?

I believe it was Cosby but I preferred fresh prince, will smiths style was fresh like a pack of junior mints

The chocolate humour was smooth, when Jefferson guess starred it got fruity, the youngest daughter pissed me off, wait nevermind that was rudy

So now we’ve established, we bring the flavour like the classics, but we gotta hit the books, order that shit from scholastic.

Those bastards better include a toy like they do in schoolbook orders, though they tend to collect dust, and are why hillary’s a horder.

So take it from us, I took the greyhound bus, just visit U of western and wipe off the dust.

We gonna swiffer up this city , gonna wipe it clean. The two biggest deals in London since mccadams and gosling.

Now its time for us to peace out, though we prefer that is was in, so this world could get along for once and there would be no sin.

Handing out love like it’s the watch tower, Jehovah taught us well, go ahead and throw it out lets see who laughs when you’re in

*Somewhere other than heaven* ( ouuu somewhere other than heaven)

Until Furankser takes over and Obama loses novelty, get out and do something crazy take the pludge like Nestea.

The time has come, Auf wiedersehen goodbye, is it just me or do all German women look like guys?

(Somewhere other than heaven ouuuuu)